The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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