I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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