Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
So squirting runs in the family.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
A bitchslap is in order.
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