stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
handjob tips. give me some.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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