They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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