i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
third nipple confirmed
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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