Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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