Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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