have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Randomize
