I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
