did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
How's work?
Spinning.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm really busy with my period
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