i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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