she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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