Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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