Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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