Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Terrible idea I love it
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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