Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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