I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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