I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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