Sponge bath it is.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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