is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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