it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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