There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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