i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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