youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I think people are normalizing furries
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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