Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Who put my cat in the fridge?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
