Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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