Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Randomize
