p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
