Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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