Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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