I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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