I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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