i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
someone threw a dead crab at me
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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