shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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