She's JV to your varsity
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Randomize