is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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