Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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