is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
how drunk are you?
Several
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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