whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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