Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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