a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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