okay pat passed out under dana's car
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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