I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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