So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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