No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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