Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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