Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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