i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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