So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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