My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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