do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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