People with herpes should wear stickers.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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