Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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