He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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